Which AI wearable is living in a drawer by New Year's? Place your bets

The graveyard is real: Humane AI Pin, dead. Rabbit R1, effectively dead. And yet the category keeps shipping — the Looki L1 pendant, the Sandbar Stream ring, viaim's RecDot recorder earbuds. Each one swears it's different this time.

So let's do this scientifically. Vote for the one MOST likely to be drawer-bound within six months of purchase. Bonus points if you own one and are voting against your own device.